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Thunder! Da na na na na na na na na… August 25, 2009

Posted by Charith in Fashion.

Women – they seem to be everywhere, plaguing us bringing much joy to the world with their various antics. Some wear so much makeup on their ageing/acne-dominated palettes, perhaps better known to a few of you as faces. I can honestly imagine some young, enterprising girl having her portrait painted and then suddenly interrupting the artist right at the beginning of the sitting and suggesting, “Why don’t you use my face as the canvas? It’ll look better than if you painted it on your pitiful excuse for one.”

A good excuse, you sly dog. Women enjoy being attractive and what’s a few thousand hundred dollars spent on clothing, jewellery and makeup when the guys think you’re smokin’? Heck, women are one X chromosome away from being pornographic, as I’m sure you have all realised. I’m certain of the possibility that I might be slightly excited at the prospect of this, if I actually cared about what goes on in that world.

Now to the point. Girls and those in higher age demographics, go to great lengths to doll themselves up. But wouldn’t you agree that they sometimes go too far? The unforgivable crime that one does not want to make is wearing something that just isn’t compatible with their body type. At this moment, I’m referring to the notorious, the infamous – thunder thighs.

More than just fanservice

More than just fanservice

After much careful consideration, I’ve decided not to include a picture of a pair of genuine thunder thighs. It spares your innocent minds, while leaving a lot less hateful responses directed toward me.

As much as I hate to admit it, thunder thighs are incredibly difficult for me to get past. The presented opportunity of a childish mental note is something that just can’t be traded for anything else. At the time, in any case. Girls flaunt them to such an extent that it’s almost as if they’re tempting you to tell them to put some pants on. Just putting this out there for the world’s netizens to see – tracksuit pants are not your enemy!

I have reached a point now at which I subconsciously target the thunder thighs and the girls attached to them. It makes for an interesting game that makes my own thighs flinch in fear at times.

I have no intention of suggesting exercise to those of you who are deemed unworthy of the tighter fitting clothes for your legs, or for part of your legs to be more specific. It’s your body and you can do whatever you want with it. I also understand that some of you may not have been blessed with what you consider to be an ideal figure. But if you put on those skinny jeans, short shorts or that miniskirt, with the plan of looking good for the general public, you might want to take a few seconds to rethink your choice of apparel.

Though it is true that the decision is yours when it comes to what you wear, but if you are one of the many who care in the slightest what others think, find something that will make you look great. I can guarantee that there will always be people who are judging you on your looks. You do it as well, to yourself especially, so why can’t others have the same right?

I realise that many readers may not appreciate this post, and personally, it’s not my own cup of tea, but I’m just trying to develop my writing skills by diversifying in the content of my posts. I apologise to anyone who may be offended by or find distasteful, this post’s subject matter. It makes me feel like a rather shallow person, so I encourage any of you make a request on the new ‘Curious? Got Cravings?” page for what you want to see next. In other words, give us a topic for a post and we’ll get cracking. If you have in mind a particular author to write about your topic, mention their name in your request as well.

With that, I’ll leave you with something to think about for a request – how about the masculine counterpart of thunder thighs? Include as much detail as you can so that we on the SS team can make a quality post.

Credits: http://www.thefrisky.com/site/slides/246-who-wears-short-shorts-you-do/




1. Geo - August 25, 2009

To have legs like those would be quite wonderous.

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