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Cheese or Cheezels ? August 31, 2009

Posted by Swifty in Food.
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Cheezels, or Cheese?
I must admit, I find both rather … erotic-ly enticing delicious. On one hand, we have images of beautiful women clad in cheese, which has been cooked to the extent that it has begun melting. You must admit, it would be rather painful, considering the temperature of the cheese, but that can be overlooked for just a moment.

CHEESE WOMAN

CHEESE WOMAN


Okay, so perhaps the image isn’t exactly … erotic or enticing, but you must see reason with me ! Cheese is quite simply one of the most fabulous inventions ever … uh .. invented ! I can’t get enough of it. Sure, there may be some rumors stating that it is a fattening item of food to be digested, but I can assure you that they are ALL BLATANT LIES AND FILTH EXITING FROM THOSE FOUL MOUTHS THAT SAID IT. Cheese cannot, under any circumstances, be blamed for what happens to fat people. They fat people should be cut open, and the oils from their fat be used as fuel for our candles of the such, and forever be shunned for calling cheese bad. Yes, I am very defensive about Cheese.

Cheezels. Yum. That’s all I have to say about that. They fit on your fingers, amongst over things (No, not that you sick twisted people). The worse thing, however, is that they run out so damn quickly. I had finished a box during the ad break of NCIS. I was so traumatised after that experience. Those scars will never heal. I think they should make a SUPER-SIZED box of Cheezles for sale. It must be 2ft Tall, and 1ft wide, with 1ft depth. It would be wonderful. Paradise on Earth, even.

CHEEZEL KEBABS[/caption]Why wouldn’t you want that !?

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Comments»

1. Another Soul - September 2, 2009

Charming Lemmer. Just charming…
-.-

2. Deft-Monkey - September 2, 2009

Yeah, not anymore.


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