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Oh! Is it so? January 27, 2010

Posted by Charith in Uncategorized.
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Yes, it is so. So Nyuh Shi Dae’s 2nd full album is coming to town on the 28th (not actually in the country, of course, you’ll have to order it). What’s it called? Well, I’m glad I asked!

‘Oh!’ is the title of the album and also the first single on it, which, luckily for the world, was released on the 25th and now the MV is out and about! I didn’t really like the song first, but the music video turned me around, as usual.

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What is this I don’t even.. January 26, 2010

Posted by Geo in Uncategorized.
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It’s been a while since any of us have posted so I thought, why not make the first 2010 post commemorative. Do read on.

Okay, let’s talk about somewhat related but may or may not be at all. That’s right. Think about it for a second. Yeah? The picture will help you. Automobiles, vehicles, cars, whatever you call them. They always have a certain quality to them, or the real special ones (like the Bugatti Veyron) a little bit of the Midas’ touch. As some of you may know, I hate a lot of cars. Not because they’re expensive or aren’t fast enough; simply because they’re just absolute pieces of shit. Like real fuckboxes. Totally unsuitable for anyone but a faggot to drive. Some of you may be insulted, but really, if you’re reading this blog, just harden the fuck up.

In my solid opinion, the automotive industry should be divided into four separate catagories:

  • Japanese
  • American (lol, GM)
  • Others
  • Fuckqualityvalueandallthatwepayforandexpectogetbutdon’t
  • Now, expect me to just indulge into the fourth category we have here. Take a look at that faggot tree. What do we see in common here? Kia, Hyundai, Ssangyong, and Daihatsu. Well, you probably know they are well known automotive companies (Ssangyong not really) and that they’re all made by and imported from Korea. I’ll start by saying, I have nothing against Koreans. And if I did, be sure that other Asians get the same treatment. No offence to Korean people, but they just make the fucking shittest cars on the market. In this argument I’m going to exclude cars made in countries like Russia or Nigeria because they aren’t cars, they’re literal shitboxes, more so than Kia.

    Let’s take for example Ssangyong. It’s a well-known (to Koreans) car maker for designing and building four-wheel drive cars. The name literally means double dragons which from this point onwards we can just assume it really means double cocks by the look of the logo. Their cars are flat out shit. Poor drive quality, poor value, poor HP-to-tonne ratio and poor fucking design. Just Google Image yourself a Ssangyong right now. Look at that ugly motherfucker. Does it look like a bitch? It sure fucking does. By far they are the worst car makers among those four and funny enough, the fourth most POPULAR car maker in Korea.

    Let’s move a bit more onto other things.  Samsung. Okay, I’m not going to ball too hard on Samsung because they actually make some pretty decent products. The Omnia for example, shameless rip-off of the iPhone yet still pretty quality. Again, it’s time to take into consideration what Korean automotive companies do. They make cars, poor cars. I really don’t want to target them hard but it seems they are just trying to create products based on products that already exist and have gotten acclaim. They are trying to work off something that’s already worked well. Shameless copying? I think so.

    Now it’s not just Koreans here (fuck, I’ve deviated), nowadays we see a lot of companies trying to build success off other manufactures success by taking a product, reshelling it and implementing different systems onto it. Also, not just products, whole companies seem to have just copied something and tried to make it better. Here’s an extreme example:

    MICROSOFT. APPLE.

    Steamrolling is funny. Especially when you steamroll everyone on the market. Then comes a new company which takes what you have, make it different and market it to a completely different group of people and somehow still effectively spread to other markets. It’s funny how it works for hardware and software but not for cars.

    Kia is a shithouse. A few months ago, a lady gave birth to her child on the way to hospital in their Kia. Which in turn the baby was named Kia. So for that, Kia decided to give them ANOTHER Kia car. What. The. Flying. Fuck. There is no good use in the world for having two Kia’s nor having a child named Kia. It would make good conversation however; “I see you have a Kia Rio. What else do you have” A Kia Soul and my little girl is named Kia. There is just so much shame in having to ever need to say that. God hates you if you ever did this or anything more so like it. Unless it’s a Bugatti Veyron. In which case, kudos to you good sir.

    I think I’ve gone a bit off topic with whatever I was going to originally blog about.

    So yeah, they just don’t give up. So they might not be all that bad you think and they do sell cars quite well (not Ssangyong and Daihatsu) but the fact remains is that they are terrible cars. They don’t have heart and soul. They’re pretty much fucking Protons but at least people think Protons are funny little cars. They should just go lie in a hole and die while crushes cube their vehicles and dump them over the bodies. The biggest coverup ever. Good idea.

    Happy new year everyone! Relatively not commemorative at all.

    (thanks to Jenny for the picture)