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God Bless Ozmerica! July 5, 2010

Posted by Charith in Events.

Just a quick post to wish all Americans a very happy July 4th AKA Independence Day! Sure, I totally guessed yesterday when I asked my yankee buddies if it was celebrating that day and hey-ho, what do you know, I was right. Cool runnings.

Credit: JPH!P Forum

Despite all the foolish and generally frowned upon antics of America as a whole (trust me, this is what we spend our free time watching), as someone born and raised in Australia, I have to give my thanks to the leading fast-food nation.

Let’s be honest, without the United States of America, Australia would literally be a bigger version of New Zealand, or the hot and dry conception of Britain minus the cute, black boys. Yes, I know that our indigenous peoples are what one would consider ‘black’, but they’re too manly to be considered cute. They wouldn’t have those dumb accents either. (I know that so many people adore the English accent, but hey, someone needs to be a critic, okay?)

The USA is a great source of entertainment for the… rest of the world. You provide us with so many films, even though many are sub par. Your politicians make ours look good better decent bearable. In the same tone, your president (and your first wife for that matter, damn!) has one well-maintained body.

I do have one question, though. I know that the US has rednecks and similarly, we have bogans. However, we also have lads, with the British equivalent being chavs – what do you have America? What do you have?

Credit: Gunners Today WordPress

– Deft



1. anonymous - July 25, 2010

Where do you get all the hot pics from? And in high definition too. BTW who the fk is deft monkey?

2. anonymous - July 25, 2010

Your blog is starting to bore me. Please get some girls to start posting. I am getting depressed reading all this crap about your lives. We need a new voice. Bring on the revolution! Viva La Fever!

Deft-Monkey - July 25, 2010

Thanks for the feedback and fair enough. I would love to have some girls on the team, but the problem is that basically everyone we know is busy with school right now. There wouldn’t be much point in advertising for new positions right now with our current workloads. The best thing that we can do for now is go quiet until we finish school this year and then make a comeback with hopefully more interesting posts and definitely new positions for writers.

As for the pictures, the internet is a pretty handy place. Forums, google, news sites, it’s all good.

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